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haunted by my calendar.
$29.99
$34.00
Fast shipping
Flexible returns
Description
A minimalist cry for help. For the one who flinches at Calendar notifications, who schedules their rest and still misses it, who blocks off time just to spiral in peace.
Whether you're battling burnout, overscheduled to the point of dissociation, or just someone with too many tabs open and not enough sleep—this shirt gets it. It’s deadpan. It’s real. It’s a wearable sigh.
Soft, understated, and disturbingly relatable.
Features: Trembling styled typeface that conveys anxiety and dread.
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Materials + Care
Shipping + Returns
- Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
- Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
- Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
- Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
- Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.
RETURNS
We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.
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