WARNING! Low Health

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Flexible returns

For those living on caffeine and sheer willpower, this shirt is an RPG Warning selection menu for the brutal truth: you’re at 1HP.

This retro pixel art tee captures that low-health, no-mana feeling—when you're one heart away from logging off life. Perfect for anyone who needs a daily reminder that sleep, coffee, crying, and quitting are valid life strategies (at least temporarily). Designed for readers, gamers, and anyone who's quietly unraveling but still functioning.

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Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt
100% Airlume Combed Cotton
Runs True to Size and Pre-Shrunk
Tear Away Label
Printed & Shipped in the USA

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Non-chlorine: Bleach as needed
Tumble dry: Low heat
Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
Do not Dry Clean

Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.

RETURNS

We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.

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