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Emotional Weather Forecast

Emotional Weather Forecast

$29.99 $34.00
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Description

An emotional forecast from the inside out. This design parodies weather apps with a moody internal report: 77°, distressed, and a high chance of emotional storm. Clarity’s up, but so is overthinking. For the self-aware, the slightly frazzled, and those who’ve learned to find humor in being a little too in tune with their inner climate. Because some days just feel... like this.


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Materials + Care

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt
  • 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
  • Runs True to Size and Pre-Shrunk
  • Tear Away Label
  • Printed & Shipped in the USA


CARE INSTRUCTIONS
  • Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine: Bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: Low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
  • Do not Dry Clean

Shipping + Returns
  • Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
  • Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
  • Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
  • Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
  • Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.

RETURNS

We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.

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gifts for sensitive overthinkers, mental health awareness apparel, funny anxiety shirt for introspective friends, moody aesthetic clothing for soft girls and sad boys, cozy ironic tees for weathering emotional storms, novelty weather forecast parody shirt for Gen Z and millennials