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Tea Leaves Scrying Humor.
$100.00
Fast shipping
Flexible returns
Description
A message from the void—served in fine china.
This design features an antique teacup with delicately etched details, its base revealing ominous tea leaves swirling into a shape resembling awful news punctuated by a reaction any seasoned mystic will know: Oh no.
For the diviners and anyone who’s ever tried to find meaning in chaos and ended up with mild existential dread instead. Your future looks… familiar.
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Materials + Care
Shipping + Returns
- Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
- Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
- Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
- Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
- Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.
RETURNS
We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.
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