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You're Invited to the Secret Society of Introverts.
$29.99
$34.00
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Description
You've been formally invited to the quiet life.
This design invites the wearer (and any fellow introverts in visual range) to the Secret Society of Introverts. Requirements: one “Too busy resting.” excuse and a gift for stillness. Perks include lifetime access to the Cypres Lane Retreat Network, where conversations are optional and exits are never judged.
A perfect gift for the isolated and anyone who’s ever RSVP’d “Maybe” and meant “No.” Soft, charming, and slyly self-aware.
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Shipping + Returns
- Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
- Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
- Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
- Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
- Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.
RETURNS
We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.
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