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You're Invited to the Secret Society of Introverts.

You're Invited to the Secret Society of Introverts.

$29.99 $34.00
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You've been formally invited to the quiet life.

This design invites the wearer (and any fellow introverts in visual range) to the Secret Society of Introverts. Requirements: one “Too busy resting.” excuse and a gift for stillness. Perks include lifetime access to the Cypres Lane Retreat Network, where conversations are optional and exits are never judged.

A perfect gift for the isolated and anyone who’s ever RSVP’d “Maybe” and meant “No.” Soft, charming, and slyly self-aware.


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Materials + Care

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt
  • 100% Airlume Combed Cotton
  • Lightweight & Breathable Fabric
  • Runs True to Size and Pre-Shrunk
  • Tear Away Label
  • Printed & Shipped in the USA


CARE INSTRUCTIONS
  • Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine: Bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: Low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
  • Do not Dry Clean

Shipping + Returns
  • Complementary Shipping — Orders over $65 travel free, our treat.
  • Domestic Only — At present, we ship within the United States.
  • Made to Order — Please allow up to 7 days for your items to be prepared and dispatched.
  • Travel Time — Once shipped, orders typically arrive within 2–5 days.
  • Weight-Based Rates — Shipping costs are calculated by weight.

RETURNS

We want every order you receive to feel right. While most items are made to order and non-returnable, we’ll gladly issue a full refund for anything damaged, defective, or incorrect. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase, and items must be unused and returned in original condition. Questions or concerns? Write us anytime at hello@cypreslane.com.

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Field Notes

This design features a vintage-style parchment with an ivy border and old-world serif type. An introvert’s dream in vintage print—this secret society t-shirt is a quiet nod to those who prefer retreat over ruckus. Featuring a mock invitation styled like aged parchment, complete with botanical borders and whimsical fine print, this tee channels soft academia, quiet rebellion, and bookish humor. Ideal for fans of cottagecore, antique aesthetics, and low-stimulus living. Whether you journal in silence or ghost group chats with grace, this shirt confirms: you’ve been seen—and excused.

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